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Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH* A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-) Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!”..:-P Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oyDifference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?” Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?